2. Female asks : Where do you think she is going. Guy answers : I don't know, but where she is going, she will be there by 10:30 in the morning tomorrow.
3. Guy1 asks: What's he doing?
Guy2 answers: I can't ask what he is doing. I am supposed to tell him what he is doing. I ask him what he is doing and I am going to look like an idiot.
4. Sara's friend says : Do you know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis.
This might get updated to add a few more quotes from the weekend.
3 comments:
1. If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.
2. Hi, leave a message after the beep. If you want to send me a fax, then buy me a fax machine.
3. Goat! Medicine for goat.
4. You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?".
And a big thank you to IMDB :D
@Dha: Next time try doing it without imdb :).
nice too short. You should add in more.
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